Do you live for Halloween?
Whether you’re a fan of kitsch, horror, fabulous style, or coffin-loads of candy, this mischievous and creative holiday has got a spell for you.
1 At First You Try to Play It Cool
If you need me I’ll be out back, carving pumpkins and cackling over my cauldron.
2 And Some People Seem to Understand
3 Like That One Friend…
Oh, so you’re not dressing up this year? I’ll just be over here, silently judging you.
4 Come On, It’s Halloween
Yes, I am slathering fake cobwebs over 90% of the surfaces of my home. You can keep looking incredulous, or you can get on this ladder and finish cobwebbing the chandelier. This house isn’t going to decorate itself.
5 And Halloween Is the Best
Sometimes it’s hard to contain the excitement.
6 No, Really. This Is the Best Time of Year
7 Even David S. Pumpkins Agrees
8 There’s Just so Much to Revel In
9 Like Candy
10 Getting Your Haul Is Serious Business
Thou shalt take no prisoners.
11 You Can Never Have Too Much Candy
Remember, calories from candy do not count during the Halloween season. These are known as “ghost calories.” (The haunting will begin November 1st.)
12 Pumpkins Are Also Essential
And we do mean essential.
13 Jack O’Lanterns Are an Art Form
14 Overall, Your Decorating Game Reaches New Heights
15 But the Best Part May Be the Costumes
16 When You Find the Perfect One
It’s a match made in hell.